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Busted: I’m a Nuk Sucker

“You know that is for the baby right?”
The Schwan’s man throws this causal comment my way as I prepare to put Darren down for the night at my parents place.
I don’t even have to turn to know what he is talking about. Pretty sure Darren’s nuk is residing in my mouth at the moment. And yes, I am casually sucking it as I flip the lights off.
How embarrassing.
The sad thing is it happens all the time. I mean, I suck on Darren’s nuk all the time, but strangers usually don’t see this habit.
My mom butts in and asks; “Didn’t you have two nuks?”
Now I am forced to admit that the second nuk is MIA. Probably lost in the all the juggling that went on when we brought Darren back from Milwaukee.
My dad only laughs and adds fuel to the fire.
“So you lost Darren’s and won’t share yours? Jeez.”
Pretty sure I am completely beet red under this caramel completion. But I just roll with it because it’s not the first or last time anyone will catch me sucking on the nuk.
In my defense I have my reasons.
First off, Darren’s nuk is in constant disappearance mode.
It would help if he actually cared about his nuk, but he doesn’t. In his mind it is a toy, a teething ring, and occasionally, a sleep activator. Other than that he could care less where it is. Meaning, he can have it in his mouth one second and the next it’s nowhere to be found because he casually dropped it.
To combat this I have gotten into the habit of just putting it in my own mouth. Weird, I know, but for someone who daily has frequent bouts of mommy brain, this is the safest spot for it. I’ve tried putting it in my pocket, that doesn’t work because it gets lost in couches and under car seats and everyone knows that what’s in my couches is not very sanitary.
Second off, it is a great mind motivator (not to mention stress reliever). You wouldn’t believe how many times I am chewing on his nuk and writing a blog post at the same time.
So don’t credit these words to pure genius; it’s all in the nuk sucking. You should try it sometime.
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5 comments on “Busted: I’m a Nuk Sucker

  1. Just Married with Coupons
    November 3, 2010

    Phew, I am relieved that I re-read your title.. I accidentally thought the k in nuk was a t! LOL! I am stopping by from the Mid Week hop and following you. Hope you will visit back at http://www.justmarriedwithcoupons.comHave a great Wednesday!-Dawn

  2. NewMom
    November 3, 2010

    Hahahaha, I thought the same thing at first glance. Had to read it twice. My daughter uses her pacifier the same way your son does, but I try to carry it around on the off chance she'll want it. In order to have both hands free to carry the daughter, I find myself popping the pacifier in my mouth. I carry the little ring on the back in my teeth. Still… it looks bad. I answer the door like that all the time and don't even realize it. 🙂

  3. Nancy
    November 3, 2010

    LOL!I am a new followerNancywww.findingblessingsineverydaylife.blogspot.comI hope you will stop by and return the follow

  4. The Moxie Bee
    November 4, 2010

    Following you from Mid Week Mingle.Stop by & visit me @ The Moxie Beehttp://www.themoxiebee.com~MauraFollow Back 🙂

  5. Design It Chic
    November 4, 2010

    Ha ha! You crack me up:) so funny. ha ha I am now following you thanks to Mid Week Mingle and it would be so nice if you could share the love back on my blog:)Have a great day and feel free to check out our new easy tutorial going on today! Happy Thursday!

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