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I Can’t Compete with Daycare

Darren is bored.
The Hubby and I finally have a day off together on a weekday so daycare was not necessary today.
Pretty sure Darren would beg to differ.
He love’s daycare. There is constant action, little ladies loving him up and cater to his every whim, and of course, the coolest toys ever. Sounds like a baby rap video right? All of these things are lacking in our home environment.
I never knew it until today. Ok. Lying. I knew that home and daycare were two different environments. But when your child is at daycare for eight plus hours a day five days a week, the hubby and I thought that tons of toys, little girls who weren’t sisters (any other type of girls, in my opinion, are banned until he moves out) weren’t necessary. 
How wrong were we? Daycare is stiff competition.
By six this morning Darren was taking his fist nap of the day. By seven-thirty he’s awake and wily.  By nine he’s screeching to keep himself amused. Ten-thirty he’s settled down for his second nap (his choice not mine). Twenty minutes later he’s bright and bushy-eyed for the hubby who is just officially waking up for the morning.
By this time I realize it might be a long day for all of us. 
Three hours and a twenty minute outside excursion later, I have a pounding tension headache and I am more than ready for Darren to take nap number three. 
Then he starts nodding off while eating his bananas.
Insult and relief are at war within me. I know we are a low key when we are at home, but seriously?  He never falls asleep if food is present. I am relieved as I lay down with him, but spend ten minutes critically questioning my parenting priorities.
Priority #1: purchase more toys. When you have to resort to using the TV to keep a six month old amused you are definitely lacking in the toy department.
Priority #2: Have more children. I will admit that my son appreciates the little ladies at daycare and would pick them to play with over me any day. I refuse to duel with them. My solution is to provide him with build in playmates. Mama trumps all when it comes to these kinds of decisions.

3 comments on “I Can’t Compete with Daycare

  1. Jen M
    November 13, 2010

    New follower via Weekend Blog Hop :)Jen @ My Secret Home

  2. Danielle
    November 18, 2010

    I am not going to lie when my I have the day off I take it and use it to re-cooperate and rest myself so my son goes right to daycare. He is of course older so he is actually in preschool and I find that if I keep from going I feel like he has missed out on some valuable learning experience and I have missed out on some valuable rest.

  3. CrunchyVTMommy
    December 9, 2010

    I cant believe I wasnt following your blog sooner. Girl you know I love you !

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This entry was posted on November 12, 2010 by in Darren, daycare, motherhood, parenting, toys.
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